Swim Meet in the Kitchen?

Swim Meet in the Kitchen?

Molly: Ummm Riley, not trying to be rude but, WHY ARE YOU AND EMILY ON TOWELS, WHY IS EMILY SUNBATHING IN THE KITCHEN, AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY SWIM SUIT?
Riley: We’re dreaming of the beach!
Molly: Wha?
Riley: Well, we can’t actually go to the beach, so we decided to do all our favorite beach things in the kitchen! Well besides swimming, of course.
Molly: Ummm ok?
Emily: Ahhhh! What a nice nap that was! Molly, when did you get here?
Molly: Emily, go back to sleep.
Emily: Ok!
****Snore snore snore****
Riley: Well anyway, would you like to join us?
Molly: No thank you.
Riley: Why not??????
Molly: I think I’m going to go and listen to music.
Riley: Music. Ever sense you got that iPod Touch, all you do is listen to that horrible guy sing!
Molly: What horrible guy?
Riley: JUSTIN BIEBER!
Molly: Riley! How could you insult him?
Riley: that’s just me.
Molly: Whatever.

**** This is just something I made up. Not being rude about Justin Bieber. I just made this up. ****
Submitted by Agisthebest

Comments

  1. aglover says:

    so funny

  2. Kaylee says:

    This is funny. Go Riley!

  3. agisthebest says:

    Kaylee, me too! i really don,t see anything in him. And thanks!

  4. agisthebest says:

    I mean don’t.

  5. Hannah says:

    hahahahahahahaha

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